Remember the old days when we bought Playboy magazines just for the articles and the letters which generally commenced with : " I never believed it could possibly be true until............"
Well, guess what? After seven days I am now enjoying a polygamous relationship with one kiwi and two Poles. How did it happen? As you know, my little kiwi broke her arm the other day and is now unable to provide me with the comfort and support to which I am accustomed. One door closes and another opens and I am now enjoying a wonderful relationship with two very young, attractive and slim Poles-- twins in fact. I am unable to tell them apart. They are loyal , sturdy, they have a spring in every step, don't talk back and give me the comfort and support I need to get me through this long adventure.
How does the kiwi feel about this? Surprisingly, she is totally on board with the concept and has given no indication that for her. " four's a crowd ". Perhaps you can put it down to the spirit of El Camino and the liberation of thought along the Way. The Poles and I are now quite inseparable, they are close to me day and night and the kiwi doesn't mind.
You may also ask, isn't a relationship with two Poles a little greedy or demanding for a man of my age?
Without skiting, I actually perform better with both Poles at once rather than individually. I don't know what to attribute it to, it could be the Berocca or the Rioja, but that's the physical truth.
As a selfless person, and subject to immigration formalities being met, I am going to bring my twins back to NZ as I think it only fair that my friends have an opportunity to share the experience-- but that is a treat which will need to remain in store for several weeks as I shall be on my Poles for another five weeks at least . Bliss !
Buen Camino